Dick-less in Houston
“I broke into 21 cars before I found some gear.”
“Come on muthafucka. Shits gotta be work somthin’. This muthafucka’s real leather!”
“This is the third strapon I’ve had stolen this month!”
“Yes. That sound like my dildo. Yes, and a Outlaw Leather harness.”
“What?”
“No. Just $100. I don’t need you to fuck me too.”-ryder